CHEL$OLOGY, why must my dad make a life lesson out of everything?

why must my dad make a life lesson out of everything?

he told me to go buy buttermilk ranch

i went to ralph’s and bought buttermilk ranch

i come home and put it in the fridge and see that we previously had the “light” buttermilk ranch

i told my dad i didn’t get “light” buttermilk ranch

then he lectured me on thinking about my health and making sure that i always get whatever is healthier

then he told me it’s ok because i learned from my mistakes

i didn’t want to argue, so i just said ok

i still blame him though

he told me to buy buttermilk ranch

not “light” buttermilk ranch

goodness